More silly sayings:

Another kinder student asked me, "Do you sleep at night in America and come to school in the day?"

Still another was heard on the playground saying with an angry voice, "If you do that again, I'll knock your bloody teeth out!!" Well, then.

But on a comical note, I had one child come to me telling that his older brother swore at him just then on the playground. The brother came rushing up to me to tell that the little brother was the one swearing. So, I began talking to the brothers about how one shouldn't swear or use bad words, that the older one really was a role model, and that if he swears, then of course his little brother will start swearing, blah, blah, blah. The older brother is watching and listening to me all the while.

Then, in the middle of my verbal barrage to him, his eyes light up, he gets a big smile on his face and interrupts me saying, "You sound just like you're from a movie!" So much for the effectiveness of my sterling disciplinary strategy!